Tatto 2013

"If you can't spell, you should think twice before get a text tattooed on your body!" I think that this piece of advice should be written at the entrance of every tattoo parlor. Obviously, there are plenty of those who don't care about this simple rule. Because of the misspelled word "mayd" the meaning of this tattoo is a bit ambiguous: it's a king of love statements or this person claims that he / she used to work for the so-called "Maid for you" company? He's Awsome. Not awesome, only awsome. I could't find this word in the dictionary so I suppose that Awsome is his name. Now, if you meet this dude and he tries to impress you by showing off his awesome tattoo you should say something like that: "Hello, Awsome! Nice to meet you!" ... and she means it: she chose a ridiculous misspelled tattoo instead of a regular, boring one. This dude belive in himself. Too bad you didn't believe in your teachers, mate! I bet they c...

Yesterday I found this image on tattooingtattoodesigns dot com. This tattoo can be found in the section called "asian tattoo design", but, if you ask me, it should be placed in a category called "Failed tattoos" or "misspelled tattoos", or something of this kind. First, the translation of the ideograms is completely wrong: it's not "I am a goddess" (as the person who posted the photo thinks), it's just the word "goddess" awfully written. The word 女神 (pronunciations: nǚshén in Chinese, joshin or megami in Japanese) is composed by these two ideograms: This ideogram means "woman", "female" This ideogram means "gods", "soul" or "mind". The ideogram is composed by two parts which MUST always be written together, not split in two, as the tattooer did in this case. In the pictures below you can see the correct writing of this word: the word "goddess" written with Chinese...

The first part of this post can be read here: Failed tattoos - misspelled tattoos 1. And now, let's see another series of failed tattoos: You're right, dude, the pain is temporary (or tempary , like you've said), but your tattoo is not "To young to die / to fast to live" . How about this one: "too illiterate to get a tattoo" - how does it sound? "Dance like noone is watching" - yeah, sure, dance like "noone" is watching and write like no one will ever read it Who need a "guardian angel", anyway? A "gaurdian angel" is far more better than the old-fashioned "guardian angel" "a coment?" I'll leave a comment right here: "comment" is written with two “m” 's, not one

Unless you're getting a temporary tattoo, it's important to double check - even triple check - things like spelling and translations. These guys, apparently, didn't know this rule :) Now, let's start the show: This dude things he's "too cool for scool" . Well, let's say he's too stupid for school: This tough young fellow seems to know what he wants from life. Ok, dude, you've made your point: we'll let God to "Juge you" and we'll just laugh at you. It's summser timme. It's timme to have somme fun ... or maybe it's time to learn how to spell "summer": s-u-m-m-e-r - as you can see, it's not a difficult word. This year, forget about Puerto Rico. Let's visit "Puerto Rirco" , the new attraction of South America: "Swet pee?" I can't argue with her, I've never tasted pee :)