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Stupidity is painful

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I've often heard that stupidity is painful - and recently I found the proof. For the beginning, let's keep in mind two facts about tattoos: 1. Getting a tattoo is a pretty painful process. 2. It's really silly to get a Kanji / Hanzi tattoo without getting informed about the Kanji / Hanzi 's meaning. Now, with this two things in mind, let's take a look at this tattoo: The very first problem is that the top character is upside down. But that is just a small problem. The real problem is the meaning of these ideograms: The the top character (苦) means "pain; suffering; distress; anxiety; trouble". The next two ideograms (阿呆) mean "fool; simpleton; idiot". The tattoo's meaning is something like "suffering idiot" or "a fool in pain" or "distressed simpleton" or something of this kind. In conclusion, stupidity is really painful. Similar posts: Another failed kanji / hanzi tattoo A cool guy... or a bad woman? Tattoos f...

Another failed kanji / hanzi tattoo

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Yesterday I found this image on tattooingtattoodesigns dot com. This tattoo can be found in the section called "asian tattoo design", but, if you ask me, it should be placed in a category called "Failed tattoos" or "misspelled tattoos", or something of this kind. First, the translation of the ideograms is completely wrong: it's not "I am a goddess" (as the person who posted the photo thinks), it's just the word "goddess" awfully written. The word 女神 (pronunciations: nǚshén in Chinese, joshin or megami in Japanese) is composed by these two ideograms: This ideogram means "woman", "female" This ideogram means "gods", "soul" or "mind". The ideogram is composed by two parts which MUST always be written together, not split in two, as the tattooer did in this case. In the pictures below you can see the correct writing of this word: the word "goddess" written with Chinese...

Failed tatoos: Kanji mistakes - the seven virtues of the samurai

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Well, this is happens when you get a kanji (or hanzi) tattoo without consulting someone who is knowledgeable and trustworthy. This is one of the worst kanji tattoos I've ever seen (and I've seen a lot of silly tattoos). First, let's take a look at the image below: the seven virtues of the samurai, written in kanji. I've choose a common type of fonts - MS Gothic. Now let's take a look at this photo: It's obvious that the tattoo is a completely lame. Let's take a closer look at the ideograms tattooed on this dude's body: The first kanji, tattooed on the neck: two strokes are missing (the strokes from the top) and the ideogram has been splitted into two parts: 王 (king, monarch) and 我 (I, me). In the image below is a standard depiction of this kanji: The second and the third kanji seem to be well written. The 4th kanji is missing a stroke. In the image below is a standard depiction of this kanji: The 5th kanji is a total mess: a stroke is missi...